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#Non-kpoppers don't read this unless you know who BTS are :) 

And, please don't take it to the heart after reading this.

Suho : Yah! Listen to me kids! -- ASDFGHJKL 

Jimin : /sits with Suho/ .. I can feel you, hyung. /pats Suho's back/ Always remember that if no one wants to listen to you, you can always talk to yourself.

Jungkook : /pokerface/

Sehun : /pokerface/ 

Jungkook & Sehun : /looks at their hyungs/ They're idiots.

Kris : Hey Hoseok, I'm just wondering maybe you know the answer to my question?

J-Hope : What is it hyung?

Kris : Why do they keep on saying I have a deadly weapon with me? I mean, am I that too fab?

J-Hope : /holds Kris'shoulder/ You know hyung... Don't mind them because they're just jealous at us, arraseo? Just keep smiling ^O^

Kris : /smiles that shows his gums/

Luhan : Yo yo yo~ man

Suga : Swaeg!

Luhan : Yo yo yo~ man

Suga : Swaeg!

Luhan : Yo yo yo~ man

(LOL these two are full of swag)

/speaks in Chinese/

Tao : Barbie is the best!

Jin : No, princesses are better!

Tao : Barbies!

Jin : Shut up! PRINCESS FOR THE WIN!

Lay : Whatda where is my guitar? /forgetful/

Rap Monster : Hey is this your gui-- fck /guitar gets destroyed/

Baekhyun : Taehyung my son, I would like you to meet my bestfriend, Chanyeol.

Chanyeol : Hello Taehyung! Baekhyun told me many things about you! ^o^

V : ............................

Baekhyun : /whispers/ What will you say?

V : You're not daddy.. /walks out/